tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
yugoslavic: i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
romulusthread: panemsrebellion: romulusthread: STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT you are a gay teenage boy NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN
foodtrucker: *gets a panic attack whenever people get close to my laptop*
captviridian: WHEN YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER DIES AND YOU JUST HOPE THAT THEY’LL COME BACK BUT THEY NEVER DO AND YOU JUST KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF AND TELLING YOURSELF THEY’LL COME BACK
urksies: cosmopanther: I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years PREACH
andrewhussiesbosom: LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
1. I say, ‘I am fat.’ He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’ I wonder why I cannot...– Rachel Wiley (via howweknewit) (via rebelrose)
vizier: read more. this isn’t a secretive post just a suggestion
fffcuk: cheergirl5555: fffcuk: im trying to ignore all this yahoo talk but all i can think about is how my first email address was email@example.com when i was in 5th grade and what this site would be like if that was my url its taken b*tch did you really create a side blog for the sake of a post that wasn’t even funny unbelievable
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
kisaragishintaro: all it takes is for an anime guy to have white hair so you can tell they are either gay or batshit insane or both
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme